HARDISON: Whatever you do, do not drop me.

1.02 - The Homecoming Job / 2.06 - The Top Hat Job / 4.17 - The Radio Job
“What did you do?”
“Don’t ask me that, Parker. Because if you ask me, I’m gonna tell you. So please, don’t ask me.”

TOP 5 ELIOT/PARKER SCENES (IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER)
05. The Cross my Heart Job
Ok so the way I see it, this scene is not really about them getting undressed in front of each other (tho let’s be honest, anyone who says they didn’t enjoy this is probably lying) but the fact that this wasn’t really necessary for the understanding of the con and they included it anyways, because it’s just another way to show how far these two characters have got in their relationship. They get each other without having to say a word, they’ve opened their hearts and put them in each other’s hands. At this point in the series, they’ve already undressed their feelings and they’ve accepted each other. This scene is just it. There aren’t easy jokes or ambiguous intentions for part of the show. They don’t need to make a big deal about it because they’ve already reached that level of comfortableness around each other. It’s basically the culmination of unconditional trust, emotional and physical intimacy in a 5-seconds scene without any dialogue needed and it’s perfect.
And also very attractive people taking their clothes off.

TOP 5 ELIOT/PARKER SCENES (IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER)
eliot: it’s a good thing it was us.
parker: because we’d leave him.
eliot: because they would’ve kept trying and they would’ve froze to death right next to him, especially Hardison. So it was a good thing it was us. The two of us… we do things they can’t… won’t.
parker: does that make us bad?
eliot: it makes us… us. Now, you can take that as a gift… or you can take it as a curse. And that’s up to you.
04. The Long Way Down Job

TOP 5 ELIOT/PARKER SCENES (IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER)
eliot: You think you know what I’ve done? The worst thing I ever did in my entire life, I did for Damien Moreau. And I… I’ll never be clean of that.
parker: What did you do?
eliot: Don’t ask me that, Parker. Because if you ask me, I’m gonna tell you. So please, don’t ask me.
03. The Big Bang Job

TOP 5 ELIOT/PARKER SCENES (IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER)
nate: Parker, last time you went to the vault…
parker: No, I couldn’t. But I was alone then. I’m not alone now, ok?
02. The Inside Job