
ELIOT: Maybe I should handle this one by myself.
HARDISON: So, what, you don’t need me, either, now? You don’t need me?
ELIOT: Listen to me, okay? So Parker’s out with a handsome guy, okay? And he’s also a thief and also does cool thief “stuff”, and you’re the computer geek dude-
HARDISON: Is— is that your pep talk? Are you kidding? What- what the hell’s going on? Really?
ELIOT: It’s a little rough, but the fact-
HARDISON: A litle rough? A little rough? As a friend, you talk to me. Please, do go on. What are you trying to say? I’m not exciting? What is it?
ELIOT: That’s not what I’m saying. If I said that, then that means I would be thinking about you and Parker, which I never do-
HARDISON: Then say what you need to say. What are you saying?
ELIOT: … Maybe you’re slow-playing it just a little- just a little bit.
HARDISON: I’m slow-playing? Like, I need to be more assertive or something?
ELIOT: Assertive is good.
HARDISON: More assertive?
ELIOT: Yeah, focus.
HARDISON: Like the definitive Dexter’s dictionary defintion of- All right, cool. That’s all I need.
ELIOT: Come on.
HARDISON: That’s all I need.
ELIOT: All right.
Leverage; 4.14 - The Boys’ Night Out Job
They. Have. A. Handshake. Seriously, could this bromance get any better?
#my god #that means I would be THINKING about you and parker #hahahaha stop #crying because this whole dialogue actually...
Maybe I should handle this one by myself. HARDISON: So, what, you don’t need me, either, now? You don’t need me? ELIOT:...